A girl was about to jump off a cliff to end her life. Just as she was about to leap to her death, a homeless man approached from behind and shouted to ask her a question.
“Excuse me miss! Before you jump would you like to have sex with me?” The woman replied angrily, “No I most certainly would not! How dare you try and take advantage of me in a situation like this!”
The homeless responded, “Very well then, I’ll just wait for you to get to the bottom.”
She decided not to jump.