What’s With This Toilet Paper Frenzy??

So the whole damn United States is on a “Toilet Paper Buying Frenzy” because they’re afraid of running out if there is a national quarantine issued in regards to the Corona Virus outbreak.

This really makes no sense at all to me…. Isn’t making sure that you have more than enough toilet paper on hand during a quarantine kinda like putting the cart before the horse? Personally, I would think that having plenty of food on hand would be a little bit of a higher priority….

So, in my feeble attempt to help Americans nationwide understand how to conserve the use of toilet paper, I have put together a short video describing a tried and true process that will ensure that you and your entire family will be able to make it through at least a two week quarantine period.


How To Conserve Toilet Paper

Author: Bill “Lanny” Lanahan

If you think that I'm Politically Incorrect...... You should have met my Dad!!! Known as a 'Master' of Run-On sentences,.... I'm the oldest of six and as such learned from an early age that the more people you have as subbordinates, the more shit you gotta put up with!! I've spent most of my working career as a first line supervisor and manager. I wouldn't trade a day of it away for anything - other than maybe a good Cuban Cigar and a tumbler of Single Malt Scotch!! I'm the father of two sets of grown twins and the grandfather of 13. Every generation of my German-Irish family have served our country during WWII, Korea, Viet-Nam, Afghanistan, and Iraq. I'm a Godly man who cannot stand 'Religion', however some may say that I do 'speak in tongues' - especially when I get a bit pissed off!!

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