What, No Saturday Morning News??…… What A “Royal” Crock-O-Schidt!!!

I’ve been retired now for almost six years and ever since that first day of retirement I have been able to start my day off with a cup of hot black coffee while watching the morning news…..  Well, NOT TODAY!!!!  Instead of being greeted by my favorite FOX ‘Middle Georgia’ news team, I was forced to listen to some stupid ass-wipe shit-bird narrate each and every smug-ass movement of a “Royal” friggin’ Wedding!!  Pure Bullshit!

Doesn’t this country understand that we kicked these Royal Redcoat asses out of our country over 240 years ago??  Hell, if it weren’t for the good ‘ol U.S. of A bailing their Limey asses out of the jam they were in back in the 1940’s, those two love birds woulda been ‘Goose-Stepping’ down that friggin’ isle to the tune of ‘Horst Wessel Lied’!!!

I even tried changing the channel, but that didn’t work ’cause the gahdamn spectacle was on every damn channel (well, except for the Cooking and Hallmark channels – yea, go figure!). I just can’t understand why in the hell this friggin’ crock-o-shit wedding had to be telecast on every damn channel!!!

Anyway, I can certainly understand why the hell that gals dad didn’t show up though…..  Apparently with royalty, the dude that gets to walk the gal down the royal isle is responsible for forking out all the royal expenses…..  Now, tell me,……  What exactly do these ‘Royal’ shit-birds do to earn a living in order to pay for all of this ‘Royalty’ bullshit???…..

Author: Bill “Lanny” Lanahan

If you think that I'm Politically Incorrect...... You should have met my Dad!!! Known as a 'Master' of Run-On sentences,.... I'm the oldest of six and as such learned from an early age that the more people you have as subbordinates, the more shit you gotta put up with!! I've spent most of my working career as a first line supervisor and manager. I wouldn't trade a day of it away for anything - other than maybe a good Cuban Cigar and a tumbler of Single Malt Scotch!! I'm the father of two sets of grown twins and the grandfather of 13. Every generation of my German-Irish family have served our country during WWII, Korea, Viet-Nam, Afghanistan, and Iraq. I'm a Godly man who cannot stand 'Religion', however some may say that I do 'speak in tongues' - especially when I get a bit pissed off!!

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