New Dodge Truck….. A Little Humor….

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.  It’ll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.  I took it back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work.  The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated.

“Nelson,” the technician said to the radio.

The radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?”

“Willie!” he continued, and “On the Road Again” came from the speakers. Then he said, “Ray Charles!” and in an instant “Georgia on My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy and for the next few days every time I’d say, “Beethoven,” I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, “Beatles,” I’d get one of their awesome songs.

Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her……………….  I yelled, “You Crazy Bitch!”

Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen,………………  The Democratic Leader and speaker of the House . . . Nancy Pelosi!”

 

Author: Bill “Lanny” Lanahan

If you think that I'm Politically Incorrect...... You should have met my Dad!!! Known as a 'Master' of Run-On sentences,.... I'm the oldest of six and as such learned from an early age that the more people you have as subbordinates, the more shit you gotta put up with!! I've spent most of my working career as a first line supervisor and manager. I wouldn't trade a day of it away for anything - other than maybe a good Cuban Cigar and a tumbler of Single Malt Scotch!! I'm the father of two sets of grown twins and the grandfather of 13. Every generation of my German-Irish family have served our country during WWII, Korea, Viet-Nam, Afghanistan, and Iraq. I'm a Godly man who cannot stand 'Religion', however some may say that I do 'speak in tongues' - especially when I get a bit pissed off!!

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