Priorities

So now that Derrick has made it through ‘Red’ phase in boot camp and has moved into ‘White’ phase, he finally got a chance to use his phone to make a three minute call and like a good son, called his mom.  During the call he mentions to her that she should only write him on Fridays since he gets ‘smoked’ and has to do push ups for getting more than five letters.  His mom says “No problem, I’ll also let your girlfriend know.”  His reply… “No,… don’t do that, I don’t mind getting smoked and having to do push ups for her.”