Makes Me Say “Hmmmmm”

Connie’s always saying to me, “I have no idea how your brain works!”….  The only way I can explain it is by providing some examples of some of the bits of wit and wisdom that filter through my grey matter like “Death Wish” ground coffee beans strained through a Frieling French Press……..

  • If you bring guns to a gun range, why do people bring golf clubs to a driving range?
  • If I store all of my information on the cloud, will I be able to access it when I’m in heaven?
  • If using one Tide Pod can get your clothes clean, wouldn’t two or three get them that much cleaner?
  • Why are the buttons on the drive up bank machines also in brail?
  • Why are the people Connie works for such ASS HOLES!!!!
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